Raspberry White Chocolate Blondies

Creamy white chocolate and fresh red raspberries unite for a flavorsome spin on blondies that is pure bliss. Lusciously fudgy and ultra moist, these Raspberry White Chocolate Blondies are putting conventional brownies on notice.

Anything I’m supposed to handle is guaranteed to get mishandled. It doesn’t matter if it’s something trivial, like meeting my husband at baggage claim only to discover I’m 71 miles away at the wrong airport, or something with life-and-death consequences like placing our meatball leftovers in the cereal bowl cabinet instead of the refrigerator. Then not realizing until 13 hours later.

The airport debacle happened a decade ago. The meatball one, last night. Everything that’s gone down in between could be in a psychiatric case study. Only I swear I’m not crazy. Nor am I exhibiting signs of pre-dementia. It just comes down to the fact that my mind is more disorganized than the kitchen junk drawer.

Since I’m still getting dirty looks over the meatballs in the trash, I’m in no position to tackle a dessert that even remotely tests my baking skills. What I need is a recipe that can be dumbed-down so much that even my scattered brain can’t screw it up. That means every time-consuming, complicated technique must be stripped away. And, most importantly, only caveman-like utensils can be used since I don’t trust myself with an electric mixer today.

The dessert meeting all of my habitually forgetful demands is Raspberry White Chocolate Blondies. This scrumptious recipe is as simple and quick to make as it is creamy and sweet to eat. Plus it only takes one bowl, a microwave and a matter of minutes to prep the silky-smooth batter.

Take it from me, nothing sweetens a day you’ve messed up better than blondies crammed with white chocolate and raspberries. They’re so easy Stevie Wonder could make them with his eyes closed. (Notice I said Steve Wonder and not Heather Wolf. Technically speaking, I could make them with my eyes closed but it’s been zero days without an incident in my kitchen and I need to be forgiven for the meatballs before I burn down the house.)